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• "You know what? Eff it, I'm gonna go with superman then. 'Cause he made me feel shitty about superman."

• Gerard: He *points at Bob* got really injured. I tore some ligaments in my ankle that I’m still recovering from but I'm fine, ya know, compared to what he went through. He got a third and second-degree burn. He got a staph infection in his face that almost traveled to his brain and at that point, he would've died. They had said, "Yeah, you would've died in two days." Frank: The sad thing is it's not even healed yet. You know, that's 'cause you won't lie down and take medication. Bob: I really just didn't want to go back into the hospital. I got caught trying to sneak out of the emergency room, too. I hate it there. Gerard: He was pretty amazing in the emergency room, actually. (What happened while shooting the music video for Famous last Words)

• "An abscess was resting on my brain. I couldn't move, I couldn't talk. When I tried to leave the hospital, they said I'd die in two days if I left. So I sat back down."
  • 'Spin' magazine interview. Injuries from filming the videos for The Black Parade

• "My worst experience in Warped tour is hitting myself in the face. Remember that show? Gerard: Yeah, we were playing, and he hit himself in the head... Bob: I kept hitting myself in the head for some reason, I'd never do it ever, but I hit myself in the head and I had (touches head)...it was like a grapefruit. I actually still have a little tiny bump, but it was like a grapefruit and then I started getting dizzy and me getting dizzy made me hit myself in the head again... Gerard: Yeah, he was getting so angry, and his head was just getting huge, you know? Interviewer: You didn't notice that you were hitting yourself? Gerard: It was swelling... Bob: Yeah, I did, and then as we were playing I have guys holding ice on my head so I don't pass out."
  • Fuse interview; 16th October 2005

• "I get these urges to fuck off sometimes."

• "Call me Steve."
  • After being called Tom in an Australian radio interwiev

• "People think that moose are really gentle and goofy but they aren't; they're fucking animals."

• "We canceled three shows. I hate canceling shows. We pride ourselves on giving fans something to do. If they are going through some shit, they can go to a show and heal. I didn't want to let anyone down."
  • 'Spin' magazine interview. They had to cancel shows because of his injuries.

• "What sticks out in my mind when we play are kids just breaking down and crying in the front row. Perhaps that happens to a lot of bands... but it's different for us. The music brings out the shit in them. It's a release."
  • 'Spin' magazine interview

• Bob: "I was going to go with turkey, but it can't be." Frank: "It smells like mashed potato." Bob: "Hold on. Yeah, I think I'm going to go with mashed potatoes." Steven: "I think your right Bob!"

• "We like beards."
  • When he and Frank Iero were asked about fetishes

• "In downtime I practice my solo project. It's all songs about Gerard. *sings* Oh Gerard..." Frank: "It's called 'Gerardolopoly'" Bob: *sings* "Gerard...Oh Gerard, you make my heart burn..."
  • Making the Video: Welcome to the Black Parade

• AP Magazine: "Say, how are things coming with your solo project of songs about Gerard [Way, vocalist]?" Bob: "[Laughs] The internet is fucking crazy! That’s seriously been the weirdest thing in the world. We do meet-and-greets after shows and people come up wearing 'We Support Bob Bryar’s Solo Project' T-shirts. I never knew what was going on, but it was from the 'Black Parade' video shoot, where I must’ve been bored or something and started singing a song about Gerard. People just kind of ran with that. You know what? Maybe I’ll throw something together. We’ve got a Pro Tools rig with us. I’ll think about my direction and maybe put it out for fun. Even though it’d be the worst thing ever."

• Mikey: "Yo... yo, Bob's screename is 'bobs(bleeped)'! IM him!" Bob: "Mikey Way's... hey, yo-you want me to drop...Mikey Way's phone number is..." Mikey: "NOOOO!"
  • On the making of the video for 'Welcome To The Black Parade.'

• Bob: "Hey, dude, I figured out what's up with the camera." Ray: "What?" Bob: "It's Brian Schechter's sneaky way of spying on us."
  • Life on the Murder Scene

• Ray Toro: "I'm a medic, but I can't swim!" Bob Bryar: "I will save him."
  • on the making of The Ghost Of You video

• Interviewer- Is he [Gerard Way] hiding something from us Bob? Is he quite a hit with the ladies?" Gerard: "Yeah right." Bob: "He could be like, Justin Timberlake, I swear to God. But, but, he like--all these girls want to talk to him, and he gets really nervous and he starts just like, drawing. And then they leave, 'cause he's just drawing. So, no girl wants to sit there and watch a dude draw, like, a dragon or something." Gerard: "He's right."

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